No matter what the dipstick does or says...or doesn't do or doesn't say..THEY will always swarm around him to defend justify rationalize and try to cram their APOLOGIA down our throats and up our butts. They will pretzelize and contort into hideous configurations to tell us how wondrous he is.
He can drive a tank down a street and crush little babies to death and they will swarm and defend and praise and proudly take victory laps at his brilliance. .
Nothing he will ever do will cause them to abandon him. He is their ALMIGHTY GOD. No kidding. Never seen anything it.
What are they? I haven't a clue.