A stitch in time saves nine
Good guys finish last
Don't count your chickens before they hatch
Never ASSUME. It makes an ASS out of you and me
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Neither a borrower nor a lender be
Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes
A thing of beauty is a joy forever
Everyone says so. That I can tell you.
He who laughs last laughs best
Living well is the best revenge
A fool and his money are soon parted
The devil is in the details
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone
Misery loves company
The dipsh** is the chosen one
