The deboned (spineless) chicken is veep mike pounce
The deboned (spineless) duck is the one and only demented duck
The deboned(steel rod up its a**) turkey is billybarfbarr
Variations on the theme?
GOODUCKEN is the English variant subsituting a GOOSE for a Turkey
Is the USA the only country being ruled by a Russian doll inside a doll inside a doll? Kerflunken we're sunken by the effing turducken
We need good lucken/a miracle/a deus exmachina