Why would I kid about a thing like that?
He doesn't want to die. That's why. The dumb cluck duck will find a wau to revengiate on good old mitch.
As the flip flop duck flips out he dog whistles to the white racist DOMESTIC terrorists who adore him.
Think I'm kidding? Why would I kid about a thing like that?
What else? Oh yes the flip flop flap quack is barreling out into the unknown part of madness. Watch. Listen. Be afraid. Be very afraid. He is coming FOR YOU. The dumb cluck duck and the quacks.
Nifty name for this rockin' band.