Duck won't mind if I fink on him and spoil his surprise for you. Attend a rally and get to take his miracle cure drug cocktail! YA GAME?

We know it contains fetal tissue and it could might contain alcohol too.

Oh. Well. You will have no choice. The duck will insist that each attended take it or he/she will not be admitted.

Further PROOF of your loyalty and adoration for the dumb cluck duck.

I thought it only fair to letcha no. Ya know? Come one come all and see for youself why the duck is back. You can be back too just like him. QUACK QUACK QUACK!