The dumb cluck has been OBSESSED with President Barack Obama. What great good luck President OBAMA will be out and about. What will duck do?

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, LOVED AND ADMIRED AND RESPECTED BY HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS WILL BE OUT THERE CAMPAIGNING FOR JOE BIDEN!

OMG! WHAT DOES DUCK DO NOW?  WHAT SHOULD DUCK DO? WHAT CAN DUCK DO? IF YOU WERE DUCK WHAT WOULD YOU DO? VOODOO HOODOO?