There was a restaurant not too far from where we live that had sign affixed to it which read
Opening SOONISH
Don'tcha just love it? Know how long it took to reach SOONISH? FIVE YEARS. Now my understanding of "soon" is much shorter than that but if you add an ISH perhaps that upside downs it? Anyway it's open now and doing great business since it is located on a corner with a gas station just before you reach a freeway on ramp! JACK IN THE BOX! It did open.