Why only 14? There are 24 hours in every day. He could squeeze in a whole bunch more so no one feels left out. He doesn't sleep he watches TV and tweets. Time is getting lesser and he is getting desperator so he cannot afford to WASTE one second sleeping. He can do that on the job if he gets re-elected just as he has done for 4 years.
Three days and counting. Bet he could do 24 a day. Just get bazillions gathered together butt to butt in a huge closed building. at every possible venue..show up for 5 minutes and go on to the next stop.
The damage doesn't take long to get done.
Say he gets 50,000 per stop. Say thousands follow him around from stop to stop? Say some of them get very ill and die. They will still be able to vote because allegedly it takes anywhere from 2-14 days to get ill once exposed and infected. Just think of it! An entire nation felled by one disease courtesy of a dumb cluck duck. Anyone ever achieve that distinction?
