The devotion and adoration to this cause surpasses any ever known in the history of mankind. It turns them on and gets them off and keeps them excited and hyper 24/7.
What "them"? All the adoring worshippers and devoted followers of an orange duck.
Howard the Duck.
Donald the Duck.
Ducks of the world unite! All you have to lose is your integrity dignity sanity. QUACK QUACK QUACK
ACK ACK ACK
YACK YACK YACK
JACK JACK JACK
HACK HACK HACK
BACK BACK BACK
CRACK CRACK CRACK
I am the chosen one'
I can fix everything
I know more about nothing than anyone
Everyone says so
Apres moi le deluge
Je pense donc je suis. Cogito ergo sum
It was the best of times it was the worst of times
Glory glory hallelulah. Duck "truth" is marching on
Do not worship any others before me saith the orange duck
