I don't get it. The duck eats a crap diet, never exercises, is morbidly obese and held multiple rallies in different cities for weeks. HOW?

What is driving/fueling him? He seemed to have tons of energy. Where did it come from?

Uppers? Injections?

By rights with his diet and obesity and lack of exercise he should have died years ago.

Others exercise and eat healthy diets and die too early. From what? Being too slender, not being lazy?

I do not get it.