So...I really wanted to go to the rock and gem show in Hell, Michican, but I didn't want to be hard on my pussy, KiKi,

So I got her some extra treats.  When I got to the show I found a specimen of my favorite mineral, Cummingtonite. (look it up). On my way home I saw a chicken ranch selling fresh free range chickens.  I stopped and bought a 3 pound cock to put on the grill.