All the crooks had to do was contribute big bucks to his campaign and they'd have been pardoned. Yep. MONEY TALKS. In the case of this duck it SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER.
He SHOOTS! He SCORES!
Pardon 'em or kill 'em. It don't mean nothin' if it ain't got that swing. Doop diddly daw doop didly daw doop dah de dah.