The staff bring their kids to work daily and pass them around as party favors to "satisfy" the powers that be.
You say that is an OUTRAGEOUS LIE? Why? Just because you didn't think of first? How do you know that isn't exactly what is going on down "there" downstairs?
Too much you say?
Oh really?
But everything the dumb cluck duck has done and said is fine with you? I see. Really I do. Honest injun. Why would I lie to you?