How many ways can you fry an egg?
How many levels are there in a one-trick pony, one hit wonder, one note samba, one lamebrain?
Papier mache. illusion. Hologram. Masque. Fake. Phony. Superficial. Artificial.
A robot can never be a real live boy.
The naked king will never be clothed in amazing raiments
A monstrous abomination will never be made into a saint
Many "never will be" in the world. More than will be? I dunno. You?