A E I O U and sometimes Y. Dackhead deckhed dickhead dockhead duckhead dykhead. Without the internet would there be the "head"?

Without a place to whinya** and lie 24/7 would the duck even be around? He gripes complains moans groans belches hiccups sneezes and other unpleasant things and his peeps adore him for it. No matter the stench that is emitted from him either intellectually or aromaly.

It is what is. Weigh the two. No internet. No duck? Whatcha think?