Because he NOTICED them and a**-kissed them and made them feel important. Others always wrote them off as hopeless hapless witless brainless nothings. But he elevated them to a noble place.
All thanks to him and his queer eye for the insane guy/gal/neuter. He came saw and conquered them and then turned them loose to destroy and murder. Good job dickhead. No one could have it better. No one.
