Misinformation
Disinformation
Alternate reality
Delusion infusion
Misquoted
Distorted
Never said it
Never did it
Never heard about
Don't know him
Don't know her
Fake news
HOAX
FRAUD
STOLE WHOLE
All BULLSH** HORSESH** COWSH** PIGSH** CHICKENSH** For the oh-so offended delicate flowers among you just read it as
POOP
NUMBER TWO
DUNG
MANURE
EXCREMENT
FECES
Because you abhor the lowly asterisk. I so understand. You like restrained unsaid implied sotto voce. You are very refined