You know DAM* well if FOOTOO wanted to defend himself in court he would right? No lawyer ever told him to do anything that he would do if he didn't want to do it.
Staying silent is not the style of FOOTOO. He has diarrhea of the mouth and can't stop himself from talking talking talking talking talking. Yet he refuses to appear to defend himself? REFUSES? No. He chickens out since he is a chicken. He knows he has no defense. GUILTY AS CHARGED. He also knows he cannot tell the truth. He always lies all the time no exceptions.
So because
HE IS GUILTY AS CHARGED AND DARE NOT LIE he just won't talk.
GUILTY AS CHARGED. GUILTY AS CHARGED. GUILTY AS CHARGED. What a no-brainer!