Have you read the "Man Rules for women"? Here is a lnk. http://www.tostepharmd.net/humor/mansrules.html

I don't identify with any of this. Shoes? Any sensible woman knows you only need the one pair. Two if you're really looking for attention.
This, I feel, is trans-genderal, btw: "Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days". It applieth equally.