Do you have home security cameras?

Yes.  A hardwired system.  No connection to the death star.

I have the cheap insecure kind.   They are called Parakeets.   If you come by they chirp loudly and warn me.

No.  My neighbor put up a camera that has my car in it's view.  If someone messes with our cars we would see them.  There is no alarm though.  We don't have crime around here though.  I hope that doesn't change.

yup 

Only over the toilets.