A little girl wanted a pony more than anything. She kept opening doors trying to find the pony behind it.
She opens the last door and it was full of sh**!
She danced about and shouted with glee she'd found her pony!
Well what kind of pony is it that republicans are covering with the horse sh**? Where is it? When will the BIG REVEAL occur where the pony struts out prancing and dancing?
From trump to matt to tail lure to step on your neck THERE'S GOTTA BE A PONY IN THERE SOMEWHERE.