But maybe Q is that 400 lb back bedroom guy to whom Don Guano referred to deflect the onus off of Putin and onto a nobody.
OR what if Q were an 80 year old hairdresser whacked out on drugs who wanted some attnetion and figgred out how to get it?
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See how it works. Folks who don't want you to know have something hide. Disfigurement. Enormous obese? Deformed? Certainly nothing that would be presentable or it/he/she/they would have revealed by now.
Just another take on it.