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All red states are CLAMORING for cyberninja forensic audits looking for bamboo watermarks and bubbles filled in by inhumans. WHAT?

You think I'm joking? You think I would JOKE about a thing like that? I wish to he** I were but I'm not.

That's where it's at folks. A sea of red clamoring to be next to follow the lead of arizona. cybernijas are on the case. Rest assured all is well.

Meanwhile in reality there are two reactions.


Hilarity bordering on hysteria

Grim guarded Guano-based knowledge that Don is prez and HE WUZ ROBBED and there will be he** to pay until he gets back in the chair in the oval office. August is the deadline. The next insurrection is slated for July. Over and done. This time biglier uglier deadlier.

Remember. Calendar it. August will be the glory days once again of bat guano don guano horse guano cow guano dog guano cat guano and all the other quanos.

Deep in it.

Posted - June 19, 2021

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