All Don Guano adoring worshippers may only wear clothing made of that material. All clothing. Pants and bras and briefs and outer wear. What you sleep in unless you sleep bare as**ed in your nakedness. What you wear out. What you wear at home. You are subject to be stripped to be checked.
All the tickytackies all look alike. No difference. All the same.
That way at a glance The Don of Guano will know who be loyal and not be.
You've been given plenty of time to comply to his demand. JUST DO IT.
