Publish a book consisting of EVERY GUANO TWEET from 2015 to when he was cut off.
Publish a book consisting of EVERY RALLY SPEECH GUANO ever made. They are all the same but some things bear repeating.
Publish a book consisting of every word GUANO said to the press. Whether at his few press conferences or on the run to get on a plane.
Publish a book fo every word he ever said to every staff member from DAY ONE of his being the prez.
You know that behind-the-doors verbatim book would be a BEST SELLER because everyone would buy who was not a fan. Fans would never want to read anything awful about him especially if it were him doing the awfulling.
His fan would buy all the others in multiples.
Anyway you slice it he'd get a lot of money for all his baloney.
Since money is all he TRULY LOVES besides himself he'd be happy as a dog at high tide.
