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Can you help me with this story, or poem? ''Twas the night...

 before Halloween, when all through the house... Yes, it is Halloween Eve. 

Posted - October 30, 2016
Tag : #Writing

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  • 46117
    Oh sure.

    T'was the night before Trump died
    and all through the White House
    not a creature was stirring
    'cept Trump's paid night louse.


    The coward was creeping under Hllary's desk
    to plant fake evidence of
    alleged incest.

    Yes, Trump has tried every ploy and got busted for each,
    So, her sleeping with Chelsea? His next ethics breach.

      October 30, 2016 1:41 PM MDT
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  • Twas the night of Halloween
    And all through the house
    I was scratching my balls, scabbed up from a louse
    When at the front door, what should appear
    A lone  trick or treater trembling in fear
    I jumped from my recliner, and put on my pants
    His slutty costumed mom I needed to glance
    I threw him some candy, then shooed him away.
    "Hey Momma if you're randy, then let's hit the hay."
    Her husband was at home.  Her boy wandering the streets.
    Me  and witchy mom were staining my sheets.
    I was pulling her hair, twas a wonderful sight
    Happy Halloween to all and for me a good night. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 30, 2016 4:02 PM MDT
      October 30, 2016 2:28 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Gross and depressing. 
      October 30, 2016 2:29 PM MDT
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  • Then my work here is done.
      October 30, 2016 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

      October 30, 2016 2:34 PM MDT
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  • 'Twas the night.  'Twasn't the day.
      October 30, 2016 2:34 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    That was very Ernest Hemmingway of you.  Short sentences with no nonsense.
      October 30, 2016 2:35 PM MDT
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  • I'm also drinking heavily.
      October 30, 2016 2:36 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    No wonder you make sense to me.
      October 30, 2016 2:42 PM MDT
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