The old SANTA was for the children. The Florida version of santa is definitely ANTI CHILDREN. Doesn't give a dam* about 'em. What about his?

Too young to go to school at ages 4, 2 and 5 months. So HIS kids won't be forced to abide by or suffer for his hatred of other people's kids. Let them get very sick. Some of them will die. No skin off his probocis.

And that's how SANTA evolved into santa