A world class THIEF complaining about things being stolen from HIM/HER/THEM/THEY/IT?
Chutzpah. Nervy. Cheeky. Deflection. Misdirection. TRANSFERENCE.
J'ACCUSE! J'ACCUSE! J'ACCUSE!
Seems to work real reel swell.
Of course the pig who squeals loudest is the one hogging everything or hmself but complaining he isn't getting his fair share.
PIGS SQUEAL. THEY EAT SWILL. It's okay if you are a real pig. Isn't it?