It will not be a loved one
It will not be an acquaintance
It will be a complete stranger
Which will take longer to drive you BONKERS?
Serious Sam who never cracks a smile, tells a joke or gets the point of one.
OR
Giddy Gil the lampshade-wearing goldfish-swallowing life of the party dolt?
Sorry but those are your ONLY choices. Life in the hereafter isn't gonna be all sunshine and roses
