With cool detachment they memorize the talking points and verbatum verbatimely unload and let it all hang out.
They don't realize we notice. They believe they have conned us because they con themselves 24/7.
It is amusing to a point. If you squinch your eyes and use earplugs. Just watch their mouths work the exact same way. Hilarious. Some GESTICULATE too. They put oomph in their rendition. But the words? NEVER CHANGE. Too terrified to ever ad lib. They follow the script rigidly religiously repetitiously.
I WUZ ROBBED
HE WUZ ROBBED
WE WUZ ROBBED
