"HOSPITALIZATIONS MOUNTING. Friday's tally of 557 being treated is higher than the 550 counted at peak in July 2020", GREAT?

Sure. Why not? What the he**!

So here's the thing. We owe all of that to you the great unwashed unvaxed GUANOHEAD steadfast visionaries..

Such a gift you gie us.

How do we repay you?

Worry not. We will think of something.  You so deserve to be rewarded. We won't stiff you..