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How would you measure your junk mail per month? I would estimate I get about 12-15 inches.

By the inch. (cm)
By the pound. (Kg)
By the number.

Posted - December 6, 2021

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  • 10618
    By the foot!

    Each month I get - 

    * Postcards from real estate dealers showing a nearby house that was sold recently (why on earth would I want a picture of  someone else's house?).
    * Sheets of coupons for fast food restaurants (sealed so tightly that they have to be ripped to be opened.. so that's why there's a shortage of Gorilla Glue)
    * Mail from charities begging for money (sadly, they've stopped sending me nickels).
    * Mail from life insurance companies begging for money (do they realize how old I am?).
    * Ads from AARP telling me I'm old (Well, duh!  I have a mirror).
    * Cards and letters from various  companies who want to "protect my gutters from leaves" (Sorry guys, I don't need your protection.   Any leaf that tries to mess with my gutters is gonna get blown away!  I've got leaf blower and I know how to use it!).
      December 6, 2021 2:07 PM MST
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