If you like legions of derelicts on PCP and dope, corrupt as hell police, rampant North East flavor racism, violence, stupid liquor laws, skeezy gun shops, terrible parking enforced by rabid city sponsored revenuers that are basically extortionists, all in one smelly and dirty old city. There's even more crap if you live there.
Despite all this though Philly is an interesting place and can be a hoot. It is a really messed up in reality.