Long, long ago, in those days when the air was still clean and sex was dirty, I used to shave. The problem with shaving and showering is that if you shave first the hair is still fairly stiff but if you shower first you have to wash off the shaving soap afterwards. The ability to resolve such dilemmas is what separates us from the beasts.
I showered first and, without bothering to dress, stood at the basin, shaving. One of the toddlers came into the bathroom, stood looking up, saw something dangling, reached up, grabbed, tugged a couple of times, and said, "Toot! Toot!"
Jaimie, a teacher once told the class that while two negatives can make a positive, two positives can never make a negative. And a student said, "Yeah, right!" which is exactly what I'll say to you after that particular claim. :)
It all has to do with the second tattoo I got when I was 18, my sister went with me because she was curious about what happened during a tattoo and I cried. She thinks the stories great to tell everyone she knows, she loves telling to everyone she dates.
The time we went to the beach and I didn't realize my swimsuit was a bit..threadbare.. I didn't think it was funny, but they sure do.
This post was edited by Patchouli at January 24, 2017 9:05 PM MST
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