The Big Day is almost here. Excitement builds in his innermost being. The Donald calls The Putin! Be still my heart?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Geez Louise Puhleez! Good Grief Charlie Brown! Good Golly Miss Molly! That would be too funny! Well don't they have a way to meld the two sets of features and show us what one of the spawn of that coupling would look like? A fat small orange man getting it on with a puny shirtless man to show off the sexy sexy sexy beast within?   I would recommend plastic surgery for the kid . Not its fault that papa dears were so dam* UGLY! Thanks for the laughs kiddo. My thoughts about their sexual liaisons never took it that far. I suppose if one of them were a hermaphrodite it's possible. Oh vey! I think I'm gonna bounce this into a question! :) I'll give you indirect credit for it. It's really an oddly hilarious question! For future if you inspire other questions may I mention you by name or do you  prefer to remain mysterious? :)

You can mention me if you want, Rosie, though it isn't necessary. I've got a kind of reputation for mangling ideas.

Hope you enjoyed the women's final. Wonderful match. The love between those two women at the presentation was great to see.