Do I like cute rhymes or did I just think up higgledy piggledy?

Higgledy piggledy and tiddley quiddley are often used in a type of comic verse known as double dactyl. A dactyl is a poetic measure consisting of one long and two short syllables. Like "higgledy". So "higgledy piggledy" is a double dactyl." 

Now, with that out of the way, let's try a couple. (Both make use of "incomprehensible" which has the advantage of being a double dactyl all by itself.)

Higgledy-Piggledy,
Young Dr. Frankenstein.
thought he was able to
cook up a man.
baking and broiling and
incomprehensible
things to invent such a
Frankenstein plan.

or

Tiddley quiddley
Edward M. Kennedy
quite unaccountably
drove in a stream.
Please of amnesia,
incomprehensible,
probably shattered
political dream.