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Benedict Arnold

Okay, way too political today. It's time for a joke. Any good?!

Category: EP Questions.

Today will be a round of questions I asked at EP. Found my copy of 500+ questions from back then and thought I'd share some of them here. We could not add media there, so that will be new for every question re-asked here. 

"What are the three types of men?"

"The handsome, the caring, the majority."

I take it my male friends can recognise themselves in at least one of the three. ;-)

[Question was asked 19 January 2016, yus... something never changes, no matter the community. And no, I don't hate political questions. Yes, I do ask them myself too, and do reply on some as well. It was a way to make things a bit more light that day. Hmm]

Posted - February 9, 2017
Tags : Jokes EP Questions Political

Responses


  • “Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

    The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

      February 9, 2017 12:30 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. Great one! 
      February 9, 2017 12:33 PM MST
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  • Tried to keep it clean and it wasn't easy. LOL
      February 9, 2017 12:34 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I know. I had a few more that, umm... that might fit better inside the adult mug. Ahem.
      February 9, 2017 3:15 PM MST
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  • Young man, very camp, obviously gay, strolling through a rough part of town singing, "Twenty-one today. Twenty-one today..." when a great brute of a man shapes up to him, saying, "I can't stand fairies," and throws a haymaker. The young lad dodges easily and karate kicks his cajones before continuing down the street, singing, "Twenty-two today..." 

    Sorry, Rooster. Your joke reminded me of him. 
      February 9, 2017 3:12 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. I can see why! Ouch though, I've been told that gotta hurt.

      February 9, 2017 3:19 PM MST
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  • I once did an unarmed combat course with a commando unit. That was one of the things we did most often. Even with an athletic support it was painful and by the time they got through the rest of the squad we were expected to be back on our feet in time for the next turn. It was surprising how effective we became at blocking and evading.
      February 9, 2017 4:05 PM MST
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  • 17261
    And people do that stuff voluntarily? Dang. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 9, 2017 4:15 PM MST
      February 9, 2017 4:14 PM MST
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  • I certainly learned a few things about myself.
      February 9, 2017 4:15 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I can only imagine, and then they call me the masochist? Lol.
      February 9, 2017 4:16 PM MST
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  • This my favourite joke! I've told it many times other site but thinks not here yet :) 

    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
    the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
    The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
    says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.


      February 9, 2017 8:25 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Love it. Love it. Love it. I've never heard it before. *still laughing*

      February 10, 2017 1:16 AM MST
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  • glad you like it:) .....I've had explain that joke to a few people ..i don't like those people :/ .....,;)
      February 11, 2017 5:48 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. That's not a joke in itself too. They never had sex before?
      February 11, 2017 6:19 PM MST
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  • Lol :) not sure .... But I have told that joke few times get" blank look" then I don't get it ...... So I say " I guess you don't :/" 
      February 11, 2017 6:26 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Haha. Well... there's loss, eh?
      February 11, 2017 6:33 PM MST
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  • Uh huh :)
      February 11, 2017 6:34 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Yus!
      February 11, 2017 6:36 PM MST
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  •   February 12, 2017 12:23 PM MST
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  • Lol :) love it :p 
      February 13, 2017 5:12 PM MST
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  • A man, standing on the corner, notices a little boy go into a store, carrying a dollar bill.
    Within moments, the same boy exists the store carrying two handfuls of pennies. 
    The boy goes into the next store and comes out holding a dollar bill.
    Into the next store and comes out holding pennies.

    Curiosity gets the better of the man and he walks over and says to the boy, "You walk into one store with a dollar and come out with pennies. Walk into the next store and change it back to a dollar. Why?"  The boy says, "Sooner or later, somebody's going to make a mistake and it's not going to be me!"
      February 11, 2017 6:27 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Lol. Hard earning. ;-)
      February 12, 2017 9:42 AM MST
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  • Trying to keep it clean here:
    A man was speeding on a highway. A state trooper pulled him over and told the man if he had an excuse the trooper never heard he would let him go. The man replied, "a few months ago my ex-ole lady ran off with a state trooper and I though you were trying to return her."
      February 12, 2017 9:47 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Lol. Mean one. Haha. Wonder how the less clean ones... Well, that would be inside Adult Mug. ;-)
      February 12, 2017 9:51 AM MST
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