Category: EP Questions.
Today will be a round of questions I asked at EP. Found my copy of 500+ questions from back then and thought I'd share some of them here. We could not add media there, so that will be new for every question re-asked here.
A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man got three wishes.
The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush boulders.
He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a Ferrari appeared in front of him.
He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.
Don't hate me men, I do not know IF a Ferrari is the fastest sports car in the world!!!
An old lady stood in a park admiring a statue of Adonis -- green with age and covered with pigeon droppings. A good fairy appeared and granted three wishes.
"I'd like to be young and beautiful." Fairy waves wand and, Zap! she looks just like a young Penelope Cruz.
Then the old (now young) lady said, "I'd like you to bring Apollo to life." Zap! and he steps down from his pedestal, flexing his muscles and looking as bewildered as Jethro Bodine arriving in LA with Jed Clampett.
The old lady said, "Now I want Apollo to make love to me."
The fairy was affronted. "I'm not a pimp," she said, "but I did promise. Let's see what I can do." She turned to Apollo and said, "See that young lady over there?"
"Oh, yeah."
"Gorgeous isn't she?"
"Oh, yeah."
"Do you fancy her?"
"Oh, yeah."
"Great. If I was to grant you one wish, right now -- check out that young lady again -- one wish. What would it be."
And grinning, with no hesitation, Apollo said, "I want to crap on a pigeon."
Benedict Arnold 