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What is a lesbian? What is anything? What's a unicorn?

Category: Unicorn Questions.

Posted - February 13, 2017

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  •   February 13, 2017 6:21 AM MST
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  • 17261
      February 13, 2017 6:48 AM MST
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  • 6124
      February 13, 2017 6:30 AM MST
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  • 17261
      February 13, 2017 6:42 AM MST
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  • 44614
    The Unicorns were all lesbians...that's why there aren't any more.
      February 13, 2017 7:24 AM MST
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  • 6124
    Rooster posted a video that explains what really happened on this thread:
    http://answermug.com/forums/topic/22671/what-did-really-happen-to-the-unicorns/view/post_id/185895


      February 13, 2017 7:46 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I was just about to say this, but saw you already did. :-)
      February 13, 2017 7:56 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I believe it's more correctly to say homosexuals. But I was shown before that they do exist. ;-)
      February 13, 2017 7:56 AM MST
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  • 5354
    Lesbian: A girl who like girls,
    Anything: is whatever you are thinking of as you speak.
    A Unicorn: is a white horse with an extra Pinocchio-style nose on its forehead, They seem to like virgins, for some unknown reason.

      February 13, 2017 8:47 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Hmm. I see. Thanks. :-)
      February 13, 2017 8:53 AM MST
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  • 3463
    How is this one?

    via GIPHY

      February 13, 2017 11:08 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Love it, absolutely lovely. Thank you. I want one of those. Ahem. :-P
      February 13, 2017 11:15 AM MST
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  • Three part question:
    A Lesbian is a her trying to play a him without an organ. 
    An Anything is so indiscriminate that s.he will partner with male or female, human or non-human ... as long as it doesn't bite. Or even if it does. 
    A Eunuch Horn is a fond memory in the mind of a harem keeper.

      February 13, 2017 4:22 PM MST
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  • 17261
    1. Nah... not trying to play a him... not as a general rule, anyway... 
    2. Oh... was worried for a short while there, don't make the teeth not be a part of it...
    3. Harem keeper, eh? Hmmm... Sorry my mind is playing me right now...
      February 14, 2017 2:32 AM MST
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  • Unicorn / eunuch horn...
      February 14, 2017 12:31 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Sorry, got sidetracked there for a moment. Ahem. ;-)
      February 14, 2017 2:06 PM MST
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