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Benedict Arnold

Do you know any "Mary had a little lamb" parodies? Wanna share?

Or, do you want to write an original? 

Posted - February 24, 2017
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  • Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead
    Now Mary takes that lamb to school
    Between two hunks of bread
      February 24, 2017 4:27 AM MST
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  • Love it. There are many variations and I didn't expect to find one I hadn't heard before but this was it. Thanks. 
      February 24, 2017 1:43 PM MST
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  • Mary had a little lamb
    Who's fleece was black as charcoal
    And everywhere that Mary  went
    She was followed by that ... I'll leave you to figure out the rest lol
      February 24, 2017 5:01 AM MST
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  • You're baaad, Ozgirl. :)
      February 24, 2017 1:43 PM MST
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  • I try ... Lord knows I try :)
      February 24, 2017 4:08 PM MST
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  • 739
    Mary had a little lamb
    It's fleece was white, of course
    and everywhere that mary went
    people cried mint sauce.
    Also,
    Mary had a little lamb
    It was a little bu**er
    it ran all over the table
    and pooped right in the sugar.
      February 28, 2017 8:32 AM MST
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