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Have you ever been drunk as fook and about to board an airplane in an hour? I'm not allowed to say I'm gonna die cos ...

This is the last thing I'm ever gonna see ...too dizzy get on plane ... Cos I said so 

Posted - April 19, 2017

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  • 7683
    Heyyyyyyare my eyes deceiving me...lU back;)))
      April 19, 2017 11:14 PM MDT
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  • I'm in Vegas airport waiting go home :) have wifi here ... I'm laying on floor airport telling friends we all gonna die ...lol :) I have to act sober though before board plane cos then I can have a blanket and go to my couch :) its only 10 pm here and I'm not get home till 4pm tomorrow after all my flights and trains ... This is a disaster !!!!!! I cant be still this long RAAAAAAR . So I'm gonna keep freak people out for my amusement  
      April 19, 2017 11:19 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    You keep freaking muggers here....what are we here FOR;))
      April 19, 2017 11:32 PM MDT
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  • "  Why are driving sir?"

    Well I'm way too drunk to stand let alone walk officer
      April 19, 2017 11:14 PM MDT
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  • I could drive...no 
      April 19, 2017 11:20 PM MDT
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  • (Just start singing loudly)
    Leaving on a jet plane..  Don't know when I'll be back again

      April 19, 2017 11:25 PM MDT
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  • I'm not aloud to act drunk ... I'm boarding in an hour. Don't know why though cos I already got through security . I think everyone thinks  I'm gonna vomit on the plane ... They're annoying me. And I lost my shoes so this is no good. 
      April 19, 2017 11:28 PM MDT
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  • Why do women always lose one shoe when drunk?  What is it with that?
      April 19, 2017 11:33 PM MDT
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  • I lost mine both this time... I think I left them in the tray ... I have other ones in my carrying on but I can't walk in heels anymore cos I'm gonna die if I ever walk in heels again ... Cos I said so. I have buy some flip flops now then find my plane. I'm probably gonna die then :) or not :) lol  
      April 19, 2017 11:40 PM MDT
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  • Hi JaimieJT!

    Well to your Q, yes I have been drunk, and yes I have been worried about the plane in an hour...but not at the same time...
    It was January, and COLD...and I was tryna get out of Iowa...and the TSA busted me for illegal stuff THREE TIMES...first I had illegal yogurt that my friend packed for my lunch, so I ate half the yogurt and got it down to three ounces.
    Then my boots that passed the first time set off all the alarms the second time, so I had to stop and take out all the knives and razors...they do not cut you slack for grey hair, either...

    So I am wishing you well, girlfriend, fly straight up and get where you going safe!
      April 19, 2017 11:29 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    You drunk I can't imagine Virginia dear;))
    wow ....luv this side of you,,...am I the only one who has never experienced this;((
      April 19, 2017 11:34 PM MDT
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  • Oh Veena.K, yes getting drunk is so much fun...the problem is the next morning when it's something about the dog that bit you, or the snake that bit you? I could never get it straight but THAT part is no fun...

    Anyway, as much as I have enjoyed drinking it's mostly the pretty glasses and the lovely color of the liquor, I actually like the beautiful teas just as much! I just like exotic things...
    So you have not really missed much!
      April 19, 2017 11:40 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    I just want to drink NOW;((
      April 19, 2017 11:41 PM MDT
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  • Those improvised yogurt bombs are no laughing matter.
      April 19, 2017 11:37 PM MDT
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  • 'specially when them yogurt bombs are snuck on board by surreptitious little old grey hair ladies...such as me...
      April 19, 2017 11:43 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ok wat are yogurt bombs??
      April 19, 2017 11:46 PM MDT
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  • Veena it is just yogurt...but now, any kind of cream or lotion, you cannot take more than three ounces onto the airplane, because (I guess) explosives can be dissolved in a creamy form.

    So even hand lotion, shampoo, toothpaste; you can put them in your big suitcase, but not the carry-on luggage. And they don't give you in-flight lunch any more, and I had something like eight hours flying time with stopover...so my friends had packed a lunch with yogurt!

    So I just asked them, well can I just eat half the yogurt? And they said okay...
      April 19, 2017 11:55 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Oh yes.  Those are really irksome rules....thanks dear....didn't get it till now.
      April 20, 2017 12:04 AM MDT
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  • Lol :) I barely Remwber logging in here at the airport that night ... I'm surprised they let me on the plane :p no more midnight flights out of Vegas after day drinking in a casino ... Cos I said so. Also I think I need to enter rehab :) also cos I said so... I won't though :) 
      April 21, 2017 7:38 PM MDT
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