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Benedict Arnold

What's your favorite Why did the Chicken cross the road joke?

Posted - August 5, 2017
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  • 3523
    Why didn't the skeleton  cross the road?

    He didn't have the guts. This post was edited by CallMeIshmael at August 6, 2017 6:04 AM MDT
      August 5, 2017 11:29 AM MDT
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  • LOL!! 
      August 6, 2017 6:04 AM MDT
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  • 3523
    Oh, if you liked that one, how about this:

    Why did the chicken cross half way across the road?

    To lay it on the line. This post was edited by CallMeIshmael at August 6, 2017 4:05 PM MDT
      August 6, 2017 6:55 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the raccoons it could be done.
      August 5, 2017 1:21 PM MDT
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  • A lot of them don't make it across. 
      August 6, 2017 6:05 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    So he wouldn't wind up as a sailcat *.


    * Sailcat.  That is a dead cat that has been run over so many times, that you can sail it like a Frisbee.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 6, 2017 6:05 AM MDT
      August 5, 2017 1:23 PM MDT
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  • ummm.....gross!
      August 6, 2017 6:05 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Double gross!
      August 6, 2017 7:07 AM MDT
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  •   August 6, 2017 6:14 AM MDT
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  • Sometimes they don't make it either.......
      August 6, 2017 6:18 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To seek tranquility away from endless Trump questions.


      August 6, 2017 7:51 AM MDT
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