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Why not you? Must it always be someone else?

Unfortunately works better applied to jury duty than to the lottery :(

Posted - August 14, 2017

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  • 46117
    You know, I have never been stuck serving on a jury.  Not once.

      August 14, 2017 11:04 PM MDT
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  • Doing jigsaw puzzles for a week or two isn't as bad as it sounds. :)
      August 14, 2017 11:16 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I only served jury duty once. I was six months pregnant with my son.  A man was on trail for hitting his boss over the head with a two by four because he with head his paycheck for no reason. He didnt plan on giving it to him ever. I thought that was unfair and that i would probably want to hit him too, so i voted not guilty. They could not change my mind ; therefore, we had a hung jury. ;)
      August 15, 2017 12:09 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    I would have tossed you out a nearby window.
      August 15, 2017 12:12 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    The Foreman  almost did :+ This post was edited by carbonproduct at August 15, 2017 12:15 AM MDT
      August 15, 2017 12:13 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    If he wanted his check and his boss wouldn't turn it over, he should have taken his case to Judge Judy.
      August 15, 2017 12:16 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Shamanistic. The Foreman was a Lady!

      August 15, 2017 12:25 AM MDT
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