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Should I adopt a Puerto Rican street dog as a companion for Harry?

Harry has been learning how to play with other dogs since I adopted him a year ago.  He's finally relaxing and enjoying himself.   (Although I suspect he's only relaxing because the vet put him on Prozac).  

Anywho, I've been thinking it might be time to get him a companion.  I've been considering adopting from a local group that saves Puerto Rican street dogs.  But I'm worried they won't get along due to the language barrier.  Harry doesn't speak or understand Spanish.  Any suggestions on how to train him to speak Spanish? Do you know if they make a Rosetta Stone for dogs?  Have any links? Help a girl out willya? ;-)

Posted - September 5, 2017
Tags : Thug dog street life neurotic Harry Save a life Adopt a dog

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  • 7126
    Not to worry. They'll speak the international language of love.


      September 5, 2017 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    The longer I watch it, the more fascinatingly sad it becomes.   
      September 5, 2017 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    We need to get out more.
      September 5, 2017 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    You saying we should find some guys and do it doggy style?  Okay.  I'm in.
      September 5, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
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  • I'm sending you both that amazon book ... STAT! 
      September 5, 2017 8:43 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I don't know. I chew so much of this already.......


      September 5, 2017 8:50 PM MDT
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  • They sell that on amazon and If so is by the case??? Not that I need it .....;p
      September 5, 2017 8:55 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    No, of course not.    ;-)

    I didn't see the gum but you can try reading this as a deterrent......




      September 5, 2017 9:05 PM MDT
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  • But I don't want to go to sleep yet :/ 
      September 5, 2017 9:07 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Better consult the chart first:


      September 5, 2017 9:14 PM MDT
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  • Lol:) why do I keep ending up in abort mission??? This chart is rigged. 
      September 5, 2017 9:18 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Now now, don't be Trumpish.
      September 5, 2017 9:18 PM MDT
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  • That's fightin' words!!! ;)
      September 5, 2017 9:27 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    AHA  I knew it.
      September 5, 2017 10:53 PM MDT
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  • Relationships with language barriers are the besterest for temperamental people. cos when you lose your temper... you always go back to mother language and other person has no idea what kinda bat shizzat crazy words you're screaming. So probably same for dogs too then. So yes, you should get that dog then.:)
      September 5, 2017 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Umm. Makes sense.  You know I don't want to disagree with you.  I'm afraid you'll yell at me in your mother language.  So, yeah, I agree.  Whatever you say. ;-)
      September 5, 2017 8:44 PM MDT
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  • LMFAO :)you caught me on one of my calm nights so probably wouldn't yell ... but yeah better safe  than sorry ;))
      September 5, 2017 8:46 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Haven't you been listening to our President?  He could be a rapist or worse, a murderer.

      September 5, 2017 10:52 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Not that I'm disagreeing mind you but, Puerto Rico is a U.S. Territory.  He was talking about Mexicans when he made that ignorant comment.  
    Have another TLC laced treat darling.  It seems to clear your mind. ;-)
      September 6, 2017 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Oh you must...you must;))https://youtu.be/BNk1Uk6ZyFE
      September 5, 2017 11:46 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    OMG Veena!  How cute! Thanks for posting that video.  I want to take them all home.  Even the ones barking and baring their teeth! Especially that silly looking boxer two-thirds of the way in!  

    Okay.  If you say so, I will see if they have any that Harry gets along with. :-)
      September 6, 2017 10:35 AM MDT
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