Do you know where your alligator is today?

I bet they taste like chicken, snake and tuna all rolled into one.  LET'S EATTTT!!!!!


This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 14, 2017 10:36 AM MDT

Ill get desert...

Oh dear.  I'll have to buy 4 more parakeets.  There isn't enough to feed them all.

Maybe ill feed my Macaw to the alligators before i eat them so i dont have to clean his cage (this a picture of his cage).

Do it.   And I'll buy the cage from you. 

Ok. On second thought, maybe Ill just eat my Macaw instead and sell the cage......

Now you are thinking.

That leg needs something.

Ill get the silver wear......

This really happened to my girlfriend, a court reporter, as she was going back into the courtroom after taking a bathroom break.  And?  There was a stream of toilet paper hanging down.

The Bailiff caught her just as she was going back into the courtroom.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 14, 2017 11:32 AM MDT

I'm sorry, but you just CANNOT go wrong with these.  Except for the fact that you had to kill the animal?  These are classics that will never die.

Even women wear these as a fashion statement today with dresses.  You can get away with anything if you are flawlessly beautiful.

I think those shoes were in the 40 bucks range back then..I agree they're classics..being a flawlessly beautiful woman certainly is a plus in their fashion/s...  TY for BA.
This post was edited by Beans/SilentGeneration at September 14, 2017 11:06 AM MDT

I spent a good long time here looking for a picture with these kinds of shoes and formal female clothes, but of course, couldn't find anything.  LOL

https://www.etsy.com/market/alligator_shoes