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When someone says, you are literally the Monday of my life' what does she mean?

Posted - September 24, 2017

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  • 17570
    You're a pain in the arse.  :)

      September 24, 2017 11:11 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    ;))
      September 24, 2017 11:16 PM MDT
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  • 7938
    She's politely informing you that she has a poor command of the English language. 
      September 25, 2017 12:35 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    ;))
      September 25, 2017 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I dread your arrival and welcome your departure.     
      September 25, 2017 12:43 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Very poetic Lyrical :)
      September 25, 2017 12:50 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Maybe I can make a country song out of it.    ;-)
      September 25, 2017 12:52 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    You'll have to add over the weekend you and your cowboy went to your best friend's party.  She was got a little tipsy and you found her stroking more than his guitar.  While you were leaving you accidentally ran over your dog.  You were so devastated by the whole affair, you decided to drive to the quarry to bury him.  On the lonely road to the quarry, your truck broke down.  With you dead dog in your arms, you decided to try and hitch hike back home.  Only to be picked up by the one and only sheriff in town who proceeded to ask if you had been drinking and what had happened to poor Buck.  Your dog.  You went into the whole sad scenario about the Cindy Lous's party and Annabelle and Bubba and the guitar and the whiskey and the back room and then leaving the party with a few too many beers in your belly and running over Buck and then your truck breaking down about a mile back.
    He said he was sorry to hear about the affair and Buck but he was going to have to take you to jail until you sobered up and was going to site you with animal abuse and drunk driving.  You went to jail with the sheriff and laid down next Buck who was now starting to smell a little ripe. This made you throw up.
    You saw the sun was starting to come up and you asked the sheriff for a piece of paper and pen.  A glass of water would be nice too.  The sheriff obliged and you had your glass of water and wrote down this song.  
    It was Monday. And I quote:  "I dread your arrival and welcome your departure."  

    It's all yours Lyrical!!  ;)
      
      September 25, 2017 1:29 AM MDT
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  • 7126
    Wow, thanks for such an awesome tale!


      September 25, 2017 2:55 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Good one Merlin. ;))
      September 25, 2017 5:55 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Hahaha!  Thanks Lyrical and Carbon:)  It's amazing what a few words from Lyrical and a few hot toddys can contrive together in the wee hours of a Monday morning.  Big winks and smiles. Have a great day you two!!  Love, Merlin




      September 25, 2017 9:40 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Really nice way to put it, Lyrical;))
      September 25, 2017 10:49 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Or... it could mean Mondays are the beginning.  Maybe you inspire a new and fresh outlook  ahead.  Mondays can be a day to set weekly goals and feel positive about new chances and changes that you can make happen on that day and through out that week.  Mondays are also good days to get organized and think positively.
    Then again, they could be referring to the fact they played too hard over the weekend and have a headache.
    I've met some Mondays with 2 aspirin and vitamin B, too. This post was edited by Merlin at September 25, 2017 10:53 PM MDT
      September 25, 2017 1:02 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Merlin, we on AM join here to give you a standing ovation, your story telling talent, your creative juices overflowing with profuse imagination is excellent...kudos to you;))
      September 25, 2017 10:56 PM MDT
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  • 10751
    It means that someone does not know the meaning of the word 'literally'.
      September 25, 2017 3:16 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    ^This .
      September 25, 2017 4:56 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    ;))
      September 25, 2017 10:51 PM MDT
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  • 19938
    I can't know what's in the mind of another, but frankly, I would not take that as a compliment since most everyone hates Monday. :)
      September 25, 2017 7:08 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    It's not a compliment, you are right;))
      September 25, 2017 10:51 PM MDT
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  • 6124
      September 25, 2017 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha ha I came across such a poster, that inspired this Q, Harry;))
      September 25, 2017 10:50 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I means that you are not the Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday of her life.

      September 25, 2017 10:50 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    True true;))
      September 25, 2017 10:59 PM MDT
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