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Oops...I just swallowed my gum. Could that make me pregnant?

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Posted - October 23, 2017
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  • 13071
    No, but you could turn into the opposite gender. ALso, you can become permanently constipated and need surgery to get the doo doo out. ;+
      October 23, 2017 5:20 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    ONLY if it's "bubble" gum. 
      October 23, 2017 5:50 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    Dang...It was Double-Bubble. Twins?
      October 23, 2017 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Double trouble bubble. 
      October 23, 2017 9:50 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Did it lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

    Did you swallow it in  spite?

    Did you catch it on your tonsils?

    Did you heave it left and right?

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 14, 2022 7:37 AM MST
      October 23, 2017 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 5614
    Remember the gum full of juice or squirt gum? Lets hope juice is all it is. This post was edited by O-uknow at October 24, 2017 10:15 AM MDT
      October 23, 2017 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    I was told that swallowing gum would prevent you from ever having babies. I don't think you have to worry.
      October 24, 2017 4:08 AM MDT
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