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Why did the chimpanzee not see the benefits of evolving into humans?

Perhaps the story of your origin is a lie?

Posted - November 27, 2017

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  • 1713
    So that they could throw poop and not be judged the same way a human would if it threw poop.
      November 27, 2017 6:01 AM MST
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  • 5808
    it couldn't face the problems of being human. haha
    Actually the thought never entered it's mind
    because it is what it is.
    Humans evolved on a different path than monkeys.
      November 27, 2017 6:54 AM MST
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  • 5614
    Not good enough. The point is they didn't evolve and neither did we. You have to explain away why the conditions where they are were so different they didn't need to but your ancestors did need to. You can't. All you can do is say we share this and that with other related species. It doesn't have to mean we share a common ancestor and they evolved one way and we another. The other possibility is one or some were engineered from another or from something else. Not that any actually evolved since it is clear monkeys and apes did not. They use evolution to explain YOU when having no other explanation. They can't even tell you at what point the divergence happened what we call the missing link. All that is known is one day your ancestors showed up from out of nowhere. There are no bones found showing the evolutionary steps humans took to become human. All that has been found are bones of other related species. This post was edited by O-uknow at November 27, 2017 7:17 AM MST
      November 27, 2017 7:12 AM MST
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  • 63
    What exactly do you consider these so called 'benefits' to be?
      November 27, 2017 3:52 PM MST
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