should i buy 15 bottles of wine for 80 dollars

reds and whites

white wine makes you slutty. Stick to the reds. Actually , go with white then. 

red is too bitter, white is less bitter so i can drink more and get drunk faster

I only liked white when I was your age. Now I only like red. I drink it threw straw though to protect my teeth. I'm classy like that;)

I thought white wine just makes gossiping housewives.   Who knew?

im married but cant gossip if you dont have friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Okay... i made up the slutty part. I needed  an excuse for that one time I hadn't sex in the back of a cab and it ended up on YouTube. 

And I chitted synthetic coal.

Lol ;) I like you :)

Hey guess what.

I know! ;)

You do?

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