How about this? Trump is so confident in his supporters that even if he is a Russian agent they will still support him. He bragged he could go out in the street/shoot someone/ lose no one. Right?

So meet Donald J. Trump. Russki! What better American mouthpiece has a Russian despot EVER had than Donald .J. Trump? Ya gotta love Trump's cajones. He knows his people. They are there to service him and serve him and protect him and defend him no matter what! Whatta a sweet gig!  :(